50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt — Funny 50th Birthday Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A soft, garment-dyed tee that wears like an old favorite from the first moment you pull it on. The relaxed heavyweight cotton drapes comfortably while the bold, minimalist print—'AUTHENTIC 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN'—makes a dry, confident statement without shouting. It sits easily in the rotation for backyard barbecues, low-key birthday get-togethers, or a relaxed day out. The tubular knit and double-needle seams give it a lived-in look that lasts, and the pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton keeps the fit steady wash after wash. Choose a muted washed color to match the laid-back attitude, and let the shirt do the talking when words aren’t necessary.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft feel
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, soft color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean